Have Lockpicks, Will Travel

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Saturday, March 5, 2016

Episode 7: In the Summer, in the City

Low clouds loomed overhead, darkening the sky.  Tam knuckled his back as he stood, preparing to roll the last of Master Barstere’s casks of cider into the back of the tavern.  The clouds threatened rain, but the breeze that should have accompanied the impending storm was notably absent.  Rather than cutting the heat, it felt like the air was being compressed, thick and heavy nearly to the point of choking off breath.  Tam glanced to the side, where Winnow sat in the (relative) comfort in the shade of the tavern’s back awning.  Master Barstere still believed the rumour that Winnow was pregnant, and had gone to no little trouble to try to ensure the comfort of Tam’s “wife.”  The fact that Winnow was neither pregnant nor his wife was something that Tam was willing to keep quiet until after he’d finished his obligation to the friendly, if loquacious, farmer. 
A glance over his shoulder showed Tam that Barstere was still speaking with the tavern owner, though the two men had been joined by a third.  A barker, the third man had been exhorting the crowds to ‘Witness the Spectacle of the FIGHTING PITS!!!’ since Barstere had stopped his wagon.  Tam was just glad the man had finally shut up.  Winnow, fanning herself slowly with a pale hand, seemed to be splitting her attention between the men and the crowds. 
Grumbling to himself, Tam finished with the barrel, heaving the blasted thing onto its end and walking it into place alongside the others.  This was the sort of work that Carter would have been perfect for: the man could probably have hauled one of the barrels under each arm, and never broken a sweat.  Diggs would have just talked the thing to death.  Who else could have managed the things?  Guard-Captain Chubain could have managed it, Tam supposed, though he could hardly imagine Magistrate Higgins’ chief thug demeaning himself with such a lowly task.  Honestly, just because he was in charge of a half a score of guys with swords…
Still grumbling, Tam exited the tavern, and saw that Barstere was finally done gabbing with the other two men.  That was conveniently timed… The barker was back to his trade, and screaming for people to go to the riverfront, to participate in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that happened, from what Tam could gather, every other night.  He was surprised when Barstere reached into a pocket and drew out a few coins.  “You’ve done well for me, lad,” the man said.  “I don’t reckon you two have a lot to be getting along with, and whatever is really going on, I’d guess you and that girl don’t want to be drawing any more attention to yourselves than necessary.  You certainly put up with her driving you like a goodwife, but if there were any woman of age less pregnant, or married, I haven’t met her.”  Tam realized his mouth was hanging open, and closed it.  “Now you listen close,” the farmer continued, “There aren’t but a few reasons a young man would be on the run, and even less to choose from when he has a pretty young girl with him.  If you were the sort to be dodging some kind of obligation, you’d have lit out of here the moment I turned my back, with or without her.  No, the way I figure it, you have some other kind of trouble, or she does, and you’re trying to do your best by her.  I don’t want to know what it is, none of my business, understand?  But you keep on doing like you are, and you’ll manage.  A little coin will go a long way, if you manage it right, and maybe keep you from more trouble.  Best I can do.”
Tam pocketed the coins with a cautious smile.  “My thanks, Master Barstere. I… Thank you.”  He wasn’t quite sure what to make of this speech, but he knew what to do with the coins.  “I’ll be careful.”
The farmer nodded, and while he was checking the harnesses, Tam took a moment to pat the ox he had guided for the last half a week on the shoulder.  Princess broke wind in contented pleasure.  “Take care, girl,” he said softly.  He scratched between her ears.  “If only the other women in my life were as easy to deal with.”  Turning, he relocated Winnow, now standing and speaking to the innkeeper.  Just as Tam approached, he heard her drawl “Thank you,” in that flat, emotionless way she got when she hadn’t Soaked in a while.  The innkeeper went inside, and Barstere had already started plodding off, and just like that the alley behind the tavern was empty but for the two of them.  After three-and-a-half days constantly surrounded by the little train of farmers making their way to the market at Riverhead, Tam had almost forgotten what it was like to be alone with Winnow.
“So,” he said, unsure of what to do now. 
“So.” When Winnow said it, her voice was flat and unreadable.  “The innkeeper says the fighting pits are straight past the square, just upriver from the docks.”
Tam goggled.  “You can’t seriously be thinking I can win in the pits, can you?  The last time someone punched me, I wound up tortured and locked in a box!”
Winnow almost-smiled.  “And look how that turned out for you.”  While Tam was spluttering, she continued.  “As it happens, I was thinking more of myself.  I need to find someone who’s hurt, but can keep their mouth shut.  I didn’t dare cut in front of Barstere, and your pain was… enough to keep me alive.”
Tam scowled.  “What, you plan on having me get my ass beat so you can feed?  I suppose, but… Honestly, have I offended you somehow?”
Winnow did smile this time, a faint curve of her lips.  “Not that I wouldn’t find it amusing, Tam, but no… I was thinking more of finding someone who we can trust to hold their piece.”
Tam nodded.  Winnow could, he presumed, tell between those who would raise a mob against a Soak, and who would see a Paintaker just doing what came naturally to them.  “Do you want me to come along, just in case?  Or would it be better if I wasn’t there?”  He tried not to sound bitter. Things were still so unsettled between them, they’d never had a chance to really figure things out, and here she was going to go and… So. 
Winnow was already shaking her head.  “No, I’ll be fine.  Maybe you can find us rooms, then find me down by the docks.  Rooms,” she repeated, emphasizing the plural.  She nodded once, firmly, confident that Tam had understood her meaning, on all its levels.  She turned to go, and Tam forced himself to control the urge to catch her arm, her hand, for one last touch. 
Control yourself, boy, he thought to himself.  This isn’t your first time to market.  Somewhere inside, a snarky voice answered, As a matter of fact, it is…
He squashed both voices and went to find how far a few coppers and a silver penny would take him.


Carter sat straight-backed in his chair, the mug of ale in front of him as-yet untouched.  Diggs frankly lounged, though how such a feat was to be accomplished on the half-splintered benches was beyond him.  The innkeeper’s wife set a plate of food before him, steaming meat and vegetables piled high over noodles.  Carter nodded thanks, and Diggs actually sat up enough to place his mug beside his own plate, and begin eating with a bit more enthusiasm than strictly necessary.  “Thank you, Ma’am,” Carter said.  It always surprised people to hear his voice, which could charitably be called a light tenor in most circumstances, coming from such a large and bald body.  Her eyes flicked, as almost everybody’s did, to his sword, before coming back to his face.  He made sure to be smiling pleasantly, doing as much as he could to lessen the intimidating presence he normally made.  It helped that he was sitting down.  “I can’t imagine you get a lot of travelers through here, this far north.”
The innkeeper’s wife took a second to decide not to be terrified of him, and her normal personality started to make itself present again.  “Just you call me Elsbet, young man.” She even smiled a little.  “Not normally, no,” she admitted.  “Mostly we have the local farmsteaders in here of an evening, them as haven’t got a wife of their own to keep them home, but they’re all off to the market, of course.  We had a couple strange folk show up right before, though.  This adorable slip of a girl claiming she was a sorcerer, of all things, when anybody could see she had never sacrificed a baby in her life, not with that hair.  And this young lad and his wife, all pale and with child.  Poor things, she was starved half to death and pale as could be.  It’ll be a rough couple seasons she’s facing, that’s for sure.”
Carter caught the creak as Diggs’ knuckles tightened to white on his fork, and kicked him under the table.  Keeping his eyes on Elsbet, Carter tried not to let his interest show too keenly.  “A Sorceress?  No kidding!  My friend here keeps trying to explain how ugly his shirt is by saying it belonged to a Firewalker, but I think he just can’t admit how hideous it is.”  A food-muffled angry mumble from Diggs might have been “Is too from Firewalker,” but Carter kept right on, ignoring him.  “Pregnant girl, eh?  Must be pretty miserable in this heat.  I can’t imagine riding in this weather, or was she in a cart?”
Elsbet lowered herself to the bench across from Carter, and leaned in conspiratorially, glancing around at the empty room.  “They were walking, coming in.” She scowled at some unknown memory.  “That young husband of hers, pretty enough looking, but skinny, he had that poor thing walking.  Sounded like they were going to try to walk all the way to the south coast, and her with child.  I couldn’t have walked from one side of this common room to the other by the time I was in my seventh month, and here she was wearing all that leather and looking like she hadn’t eaten in a month.  That lad has some answering to do, if he ever shows up here again, I can guarantee that!”
Carter locked eyes with Diggs, and knew they were thinking the same thing.  There was only one reason he could think of for heading to the south coast, and if that was what she was up to, there was a world of trouble heading this way.  “Surely you didn’t make her walk on her way out of town,” he suggested.
“Great and little gods, no!”  The innkeeper’s wife seemed personally offended at the suggestion.  “I made sure the Council set them on old Barstere’s wagon, so she could ride to the market, at least.”
Diggs’ bench scraped loudly on the floor as he stood up.  Carter’s head swung around, and before anybody could speak, Diggs muttered, “Gotta pee,” and darted out the door.
Elsbet looked after him, shaking her head.  “He’s certainly a strange one,” she said.  Carter rose, more slowly, and thanked her for the meal.  Surprised, she looked down to see that his plate, too, was empty.  Carter thumbed a couple coins into her palm, and strode quickly out the door after Diggs.


Tam scowled as the third innkeeper in a row laughed him right out of the common room.  The clouds were growing so dark that it looked like dusk, rather than mid-afternoon.  His clothes were so sweaty it felt like he’d poured glue down the insides before putting them on.  His feet hurt from walking, and his temples were throbbing.  Rounding a corner, he nearly ran over a woman with a shock of bright red curls, held back with a dusty kerchief.
“Sorry,” he said automatically, putting out a hand to help steady her.  “Are you all right?”
Then he got a look at her face, streaked with dust and sweat, and realized who it was.
“Thank you,” she said, then looked up and seemed to recognize him.  “I… I’m sorry, I’ll be off-”
“Wait, hold on a second,” Tam said.  He glanced around, then pulled her into the small space between a couple buildings.  “Ok, Zarya, right?  For real- are you actually a sorceress?”
She scowled at him, then muttered something under her breath.  A glimmering, translucent butterfly shimmered into existence between them.  She glared at him, daring further challenge.
Tam grinned.  “Ok, lemme guess: you’ve had about as much luck getting folks here to believe you’re a sorceress as you did in that little village, right?  And you’re having about as much luck finding a room right now as I am, because, unless I misjudge, you’ve about as much coin to your name as I have to mine, right?” The woman continued to scowl at him.  Tam’s grin spread even wider, nearly splitting his face in two.  “Ok, I can work with this.  Is there anything else you can do, more of those little butterflies, or birds, or something else to float around you?”
Zarya rolled her eyes.  “Is there a point to all of this, or are you just looking for some kind of private entertainment?  I have business to be seeing to, and you are in my way.”
“Yes!  That’s great!  Keep that going!  Half the reason that council didn’t believe you was because you came asking, instead of demanding.  If you’d come on as cranky as you are right now, you’d have had room, board, and transport for free, just on the rights of it.”  Tam practically danced in place.  He looked around, trying to find… There.  Darting to the water barrel, he dipped his handkerchief and began scrubbing his face.  “OK, here’s how I see we can both get rooms, and maybe meals, and duck this storm before it hits.  You said you can do wards; can you work one to keep the rain off of you, just you, for a little while?”
“Oh, I can do more than that,” she grimaced.  “Scaling it down seems to be the problem.”  Tam glanced up, looking at the clouds overhead.  If anything, they looked heavier, darker.  His grin melted into open-mouthed astonishment, and he rubbed his hands briefly together.
“Hoo, boy, are we getting beds to sleep in tonight…!”
Tam leaned in close, and began to lay out his plan.


The innkeeper himself escorted Guard-Captain Chubain up the stair and down the hall to the suite of rooms the southland lord and his men had been given.  Wiping sweaty palms on an apron stained with food from serving the men with his own hands, Bertram was only too glad to let the hard-eyed man with the sword carry his letter from the Magistrate.  It wasn’t often that lords from far off came through Moldell, and one could never be too careful around men like that.  Best to let the Magistrate’s head soldier deal with them.
“This way, Guard-Captain,” Bertram whispered.  The lord had said that he didn’t want to be disturbed, and Bertram wasn’t planning on taking any chances.  Silently indicating the door, he backed away three steps before Chubain had even stepped up to the door. 
Chubain knocked twice on the door, firm raps that echoed down the hallway and made the innkeeper flinch.  Within moments, it was opened by a hard-faced man with an eyepatch and a scowl.  “My lord has indicated he does not wish to be disturbed,” Eyepatch growled, halfway to shutting the door.
With a grimace, Chubain blocked the closing door with his foot.  “Magistrate Higgins extends his invitation of hospitality to the visiting lord, and begs his brief indulgence.”  Chubain thrust the sealed envelope forward with as much grace as Eyepatch had demonstrated in his greeting.
“But of course, Dixon,” a voice drawled from deeper within the rooms.  “Let the good man in, and bring me his invitation.  One must observe the forms, after all.”  The voice was light and cultured, with the unmistakable tones of the capital.  Or so Chubain assumed, having never been anywhere near the capital.  But he sounded naturally the way Higgins tried to sound whenever he wanted to be his most impressive to visiting dignitaries or nobility. 
Dixon stepped aside with a blocky ill grace, and Chubain eyed him carefully before entering.  The man looked more like a shoulder-thumper than a butler, but who knew the ways of southron lords?  Maybe he’d hired bodyguards, and pressed them into service as servants along the way. 
Handing his paper to the lord, who sat enthroned in the room’s only good chair, Chubain looked over the other two men with him sat tending to chores- one, a man almost as big as Chubain himself, but with a scraggly chin-beard as opposed to Chubain’s clean-shaven look, was blacking the lord’s boots, while the other, long and lean with a hen-pecked look to him, was running an iron over some of the lord’s clothing.  The man with the iron might well have been a servant, but the man with the boots looked every bit the fighter that Dixon did.
The lord surprised Chubain by rising almost as soon as he’d finished reading the letter, tucking it into the inner pocket of a fine red coat with gold embroidery.  “Dixon, Bonn, Rushleigh, we are, excuse me, I am invited to dine with the Magistrate of this fine town tonight, or on any night I may find convenient.  I do believe that I find tonight to be sufficiently favorable.”  He chuckled at some joke that Chubain didn’t get.  “Yes, I believe that tonight fortune shall smile upon us all.”